Steal. Lie. Cheat. Please.

Bride to her husband, she syas, "May you never steal, lie, or cheat. But if you must steal, then steal away my sorrows, and if you must lie, lie with me all the nights of my life, and if you must cheat, then please cheat death. I couldn't live a day without you."

If you must, steal, lie, cheat, for me. Please.

Caffeine

Comments

  1. Brown Suga14 March 2010 at 07:36

    awwww...i'm stealing!

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  2. Anonymous14 March 2010 at 17:53

    LOL. Just watched 'Leap Year'... You should watch it and 'Valentine's Day' too. Romantic comedies usually gag me *ha ha* but these were too hilarious to hate. =)

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